6/10
Tales from the Crypt was always a favorite and the show always scared the shit out of me. This movie, being less scary and more fun, is more of an insane amount of cheese, bad one-liners and sexy vampire violence; and, in its trashy and blood-soaked way, it’s beautiful.
Loved the vampire hookers and holy water super-soakers; I never stood a chance.
Hated some of the “acting”.
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