Feast 2
4.5/10
the cinematic equivalent of spilling sangria on your lap but still drinking it anyway. The monsters are disgusting, the humans are dumber than a blender full of body parts, and somehow it’s all glorious. I sipped my sangria every time someone made a bad decision — which means I was hammered before the first intestine hit the windshield. Ten out of ten for chaos, zero out of ten for tastefulness. Cheers to blood, guts, and questionable life choices!
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