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Thinner

Posted on October 30, 2025

Thinner
6.5/10

I sat down with a glass of sangria to watch Thinner and figured, “Hey, a Stephen King curse can be funeral.” Three sips later, the guy’s shedding pounds faster than my New Year’s resolutions. By the second glass, I was starting to wonder if my sangria was cursed too—because I swear the glass kept refilling itself.

This movie is basically Weight Watchers meets witchcraft: one bite of pie and your scale screams in terror. I laughed, I cringed, I checked my fridge for gypsy pies.

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