Black Christmas (2006)
5/10
What was once shall never be again. A sorority is plagued by a crazy guy at Christmas. Seems easy enough. Unfortunately, there so much back story (as opposed to the original) that it gets so convoluted I could hardly stand it. The cliches are glaring and it’s nuances dated as fuck. The Christmas ether is present but the story is lost in a tangled mess of Yuletide cheer and poor upbringing. There’s two assailants now and Billy and Agnes are defined beyond preferability.
Now, I’m going to sit in the attic near these plastic bags and drink my holiday sangria en masse cuz Christmas. Hiccup.
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