Dead Girl (2009)
7/10
Welp, …that’s about the gist of it. Hard to imagine that of a couple of dudes that find a constrained girl who can’t die, won’t gonna get shitty with it. When two teens discover a living dead girl in an abandoned asylum, one wants to do exactly what you’d expect and the other questions their friendship.
I loved the slow burn playout and the existence of a non-dying entity. Hated that it appealed to the animal instinct of man and nailed it. Fuck you for telling the truth!! If I wanted truth and honesty, I’d watch Muppets From Space, thankyouverymuch! Where’s my sangria?